Evia Simon – “My Figure Drives Men Crazy”

Evia Simon came into Nollywood in 2010 and between then and now, the curvy actress has done more than twenty movies. Some of her movies include, Three Generals, Stubborn Generals, Ifunanya, Oga Madam, Men in Bondage, released some days ago, Girls Cot, When Love Dies, and a host of others.

Evia told me she has been having a flourishing career because of her talent and looks. Talking to me on how men react when they come in contact with her. “ I find their reaction annoying sometimes and embarrassing. Some even go as far as screaming and they let me know I am the reason they are screaming. Some go out of their ways to do  the craziest things.

One of the craziest things a guy ever did was to  leave his car parked along the roadside and entered the same cab with me just to have a word with me because if he had kept on driving he would have missed me. And it was so funny when I found out he parked his car along the roadside to follow me down to my house just to have a word with me” she said

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“ I am not the type of girl who is only interested in money. I believe in love. To me, love comes first. I hate to have anything to do with a guy because of his money. I can stand love and bear anything that comes with it but as for money I can’t stand everything that comes with it, because I hate it when someone makes me believe I am getting close only because of his money”.

Nicki Minaj Throws Shade, Says She Almost Died in Bizarre Acceptance Speech at BET Awards

Nicki Minaj did it on 'em at the BET Awards on Sunday evening, June 29, when she took home the honor of Best Female Hip-Hop Artist. The rapper, 31, beat out Angel Haze, Charli Baltimore, Eve, and Iggy Azalea to win the category.

Minaj took the stage at the awards show in Los Angeles in a classy black sleeveless gown, happily accepting the award, which she won for the fifth year in a row.

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After expressing her gratitude for the honor and saying that she doesn't "take it for granted," the "Pills N Potions" performer continued, "What I want the world to know about Nicki Minaj is, when you hear Nicki Minaj spit, Nicki Minaj wrote it."

The words were seen by many as a shot against hugely successful Azalea, 24, who has burst onto the scene in the last year. The Australian performer, who raps on her two current hits, "Problem" with Ariana Grande, and "Fancy" with Charli XCX, has yet to comment on the supposed criticism.

PHOTOS:Nicki Minaj's wildest pictures

Minaj herself hedged her words in the speech, adding, "No, no, no, no shade!"

She went on to include another surprising tidbit, explaining offhand, "The other day, literally I didn’t tell anyone this, I really thought I was about to die. Like I was saying my prayers to die. And I didn’t even wanna call the ambulance because I thought, 'Well if I call the ambulance, it’s gonna be on TMZ.' And I would rather sit there and die… and it made me realize, I don’t care what anybody gotta say. I’ma do me, I’ma do me. And I hope and pray that BET continues to honor authenticity. And that’s all I’m gonna say about that."

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The rapper has yet to expand on the nature of her reported brush with death.

Nadia Buari Hosts 'BET Experience In LA' With Fally Ipupa(VIDEO)

Africa is indeed rising as Ghanaian actress Nadia Buari and Singer Fally Ipupa from D.R Congo hosted the BET Experience in LA last Saturday June 28, 2014 ahead of the main awards night.

The BET Experience in LA for the “Best International Act- Africa” category saw three performances by nominees in that category including Ghana’s own Sarkodie, Nigeria’s Tiwa Savage and Mafikizolo from South Africa. 

Ghana’s BET winner and this year’s BET nominee-Sarkodie mounted the stage to thrill patrons with some of his recent hit songs. Sarkodie got patrons excited as he performed his hit track-Illuminati among others.

Beautiful Nadia Buari went to the 2014 BET Awards which took place yesterday Sunday, June 29 live from Los Angeles’ Nokia Theatre in in a beautiful dress made with African print

Watch Video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz7gnvmMiu4

Why does Cristiano Ronaldo have zigzag hair?

There have been tens of thousands of tweets about Cristiano Ronaldo's new zigzag haircut - with many of them praising him for his "tribute" to a boy who had brain surgery. But is this just a big Twitter rumour?

Portugal's Cristiano Ronaldo has been trending around the world since late on Sunday, not for his footballing prowess, but his latest haircut - a bold zigzag-y stripe on the right-hand side of his head.

When he first sported the new style in public, a few hours before the Portugal v USA game, Twitter erupted in a collective round of head-scratching and mickey-taking. Some suggested it merited a place among the World Cup's "worst haircuts". Others wondered if it was a funky-looking "7" - similar to Ghana's Asamoah Gyan, who has a yellow "3" dyed into his hair.

And there were thousands of references to a certain wizard's scar. "What's with Ronaldo's hair? Is he sponsored by Harry Potter now or something?" for example.

But the widespread mockery of his locks - admittedly mostly from Americans - soon morphed into something completely different. And it sent the Twitter rumour mill into overdrive. A single tweet from a regular football fan with 900 followers seems to have been the trigger.The tweet read: "Ronaldo cut his hair to match the scar of a young fan who had surgery to remove a brain tumor last week. #respect."

That tweet has now been shared more than 11,000 times. It was also copied word-for-word and reposted by numerous larger accounts. In all, there have been about 50,000 tweets and retweets. The problem is, there's nothing to suggest this is anything but a rumour. Ronaldo himself has not posted to his social media accounts since before Sunday's match, and neither his agent nor the Portugal team have responded to our request for clarification.

Some people who've had brain surgery started sharing images of their scars

It does appear to be the case that, some months ago, Ronaldo paid for the treatment of a young child needing surgery for a brain abnormality,cortical dysplasia, which causes epileptic fits. The story was widely reported in the media - and a screengrab from a USA Today articleabout this was included in the original tweet. But whether Ronaldo's haircut has anything to do with this, or brain tumours - or anything else - is anyone's guess.

Whether it's true or not doesn't matter to 29-year-old Nick Barrett who lives in Florida and who had brain surgery for a tumour eight months ago. He tweeted photos of his large, curved, post-surgery scar after watching the game and the discussion online. "It brought back memories," he told BBC Trending. "When you walk around with a scar like that, everybody looks at you... It would be great if it just raises awareness about it."

BEAUTIFUL GIRLS OF THE 2014 WORLD CUP (PHOTOS YOU WON'T TUNE OUT!)

It’s another world cup, and this time, it’s in Brazil, the street party capital of the world except now they are pretending not to be in party mode (what with all the demonstrations and all).  It can only be expected that there will be big hair, pouty lips and miles of flesh in abundance. 

Not only are Brazillian women famed to be some of the world’s most beautiful, they are also the women who have had the most plastic surgeries. As the football goes on, a million and one side shows carry on simultaneously, mostly involving dance, cavorting and ‘behind-the-scenes’ action.

Traditionally, the number one soccer event in the world opens with sexy- the last time, the globe swooned not only to the lyrics but to the provocative swaying of Shakira‘s Waka Waka in South Africa 2010. With more than 683 million views as of June 2014, she was the popular choice for this year’s opening, but JLo and Pitbull supplied the sexy fix just as much with the not-so-popular We are One in an opening that has been mostly described as ‘disastrous’.

Running, kicking, sweating, diving and disrobing on those screens will be an almost overwhelming number of incredibly attractive men with foreign accents and soccer-level thighs in the best physical shape of their lives. For female fans, this is both a blessing and a curse. 

Female fans of men’s soccer put up with a lot of crap to watch the sport they love, much of it from male fans — accusations that they’re only into it because their boyfriend is, that they don’t really understand the intricacies of the game, that they have no business occupying space at viewing centers or at games that real, male fans could be occupying. They’re catcalled, derided, and quizzed as though they don’t belong there.

Basically because men’s football is so very male-dominated, female fans tend to be very wary of doing anything that makes them stand out as “female” or “feminine”. They will wear trousers to games, not skirts; flat shoes, not heels; they won’t wear too much make-up; they don’t want to be accused of being there to look at the boys, not to watch the football. It’s almost as if this gendered/sexualised element of watching football would detract from how much you enjoy the sport.

Having spoken to more than a dozen female fans, the conclusion is that with our without fake eyelashes and push-up bras, female fans are authentic.  Some grew up playing it with the boys, some fell in love with the sport alongside a parent, others became fans after getting swept up in World Cup fever as adults. They’re in it to see the national team spirit, to support the best athletes in the world, to see the usual configuration of professional European leagues completely upended and reordered on the world stage.

Advertisers pay scant attention to the statistics, and at their peril. 2011 statistics show that though soccer is not the most beloved sport for the ladies in the United States, African and English women love to watch the beautiful game far more than any other sport. Women have been a big part of the viewing audience for the better part of the last decade, at least for the major events. 

According to Forbes, 5.2 million women tuned into the Women’s World Cup final between Japan and the U.S.   (compared to 8.3 million men), making it the fifth-most viewed sporting event among females. Well informed sports retail concerns both online and in-store have the good sense to create and offer  distinct female lines. Now, female fans are doing more than cheering and providing comfort: they have genuine interest in the game, just for the love of it. 

Iraqi forces ready push after Obama tenders advisers

BAGHDAD (Reuters) - Iraqi forces were massing north of Baghdad on Friday, aiming to strike back at Sunni Islamists whose drive toward the capital prompted the United States to send military advisers to stiffen government resistance.

President Barack Obama offered up to 300 Americans to help coordinate the fight. But he held off granting a request for air strikes from the Shi'ite-led government and renewed a call for Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki to do more to overcome sectarian divisions that have fuelled resentment among the Sunni minority.

Speculation that Maliki might be forced aside was heightened when the country's senior Shi'ite cleric urged a speedy formation of a new government following the ratification this week of the results of a parliamentary election held in April.

Maliki's Shi'ite bloc won the most seats but, with stalemate among Shi'ite, Sunni and ethnic Kurdish groups, the new assembly has yet to sit. Grand Ayatollah Ali al-Sistani wrote in a Friday sermon that a constitutional deadline for convening to choose a new prime minister and government should be respected.

In office since 2006, Maliki has irritated Washington by the way he has alienated Sunnis and there has been speculation he has also lost the confidence of allies in Iran as Tehran and the United States look to end decades of mutual hostility to prevent anti-Western, anti-Shi'ite zealots taking over Iraq.

In the area around Samarra, on the main highway 100 km (60 miles) north of Baghdad, which has become a frontline of the battle with the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant, the provincial governor, a rare Sunni supporter of Maliki, told cheering troops they would now force ISIL and its allies back.

A source close to Maliki told Reuters that the government planned to hit back now that it had halted the advance which saw ISIL seize the main northern city of Mosul, capital of Nineveh province, 10 days ago and sweep down along the Sunni-populated Tigris valley toward Baghdad as the U.S.-trained army crumbled.

Governor Abdullah al-Jibouri, whose provincial capital Tikrit was overrun last week, was shown on television on Friday telling soldiers in Ishaqi, just south of Samarra: "Today we are coming in the direction of Tikrit, Sharqat and Nineveh.

"These troops will not stop," he added, saying government forces around Samarra numbered more than 50,000.

This week, the militants' lightning pace has slowed in the area north of the capital, home to Sunnis but also to Shi'ites fearful of ISIL, which views them as heretics to be wiped out. Samarra has a major Shi'ite shrine.

Maliki had former dictator Saddam Hussein, overthrown by a 2003 U.S.-led invasion, hanged three years later for killings of Shi'ites in nearby Dujail.

The participation of Shi'ite militias and tens of thousands of new Shi'ite army volunteers has allowed the Iraqi military to rebound after mass desertions by soldiers last week allowed ISIL to carve out territory where it aims to found an Islamic caliphate straddling the Iraqi-Syrian border.

"The strategy has been for the last few days to have a new defence line to stop the advance of ISIL," a close ally of Maliki told Reuters. "We succeeded in blunting the advance and now are trying to get back areas unnecessarily lost."

Pockets of fighting continue. Government forces appeared to be still holding out in the sprawling Baiji oil refinery, the country's largest, 100 km north of Samarra, residents said.

At Duluiya, between Samarra and Baghdad, residents said a helicopter strafed and rocketed a number of houses in the early morning, killing a woman. Police said they had been told by the military that the pilot had been given the wrong coordinates.

"TARGETED" U.S. ACTION

While a new reality is emerging with the key cities of Mosul and Tikrit for now out of reach for the government, Obama has put U.S. military power back at Baghdad's disposal, while insisting he will not send ground troops back, two and half years after he ended the occupation that began in 2003.

Announcing the despatch of advisers, the president said he was prepared to take "targeted" military action later if deemed necessary, thus delaying but still keeping open the prospect of air strikes to fend off a militant insurgency.

Obama also delivered a stern message to Maliki on the need to take urgent steps to heal Iraq's sectarian rift, something U.S. officials say the Shi'ite leader has failed to do and which ISIL has exploited to win broader support among the Sunnis.

"We do not have the ability to simply solve this problem by sending in tens of thousands of troops and committing the kinds of blood and treasure that has already been expended in Iraq," Obama told reporters. "Ultimately, this is something that is going to have to be solved by the Iraqis."

The contingent of up to 300 military advisers will be made up of special forces and will staff joint operations centres for intelligence sharing and planning, U.S. officials said.

Leading U.S. lawmakers have called for Maliki to step down, and Obama aides have also made clear their frustration with him.

While Obama did not join calls for Maliki to go, saying "it's not our job to choose Iraq's leaders", he avoided any expression of confidence in the embattled Iraqi prime minister.

Warning that Iraq's fate "hangs in the balance", Obama said: "Only leaders with an inclusive agenda are going to be able to truly bring the Iraqi people together."

Iraqis appeared content with Obama's decision. The Maliki ally said Obama's offer of aid was appropriate and included the establishment of an intelligence liaison centre that would allow for future U.S. air strikes on ISIL and other groups.

Obama's decision to hold off for now on such strikes underscored scepticism in Washington, and among its regional allies, over whether they would be effective, given the risk of civilian deaths that could further enrage Iraqi Sunnis.

"We will be prepared to take targeted and precise military action if we conclude the situation on the ground requires it," Obama said. But he insisted that any U.S. military response would not be in support of one Iraqi sect over another.

Maliki's Shi'ite alliance won the most votes in the elections, and U.S. officials said the Obama administration was pressing Iraqi authorities to accelerate the process of forging a new governing coalition and for it to be broad-based, including Sunnis and Kurds.

Anthony Cordesman, an expert at the Center for Strategic and International Studies think-tank in Washington, said Obama's decision guaranteed that the United States, not just Maliki's other key foreign allies in Shi'ite Iran, will have a presence on the ground during the Iraq crisis.

"It gives the United States the kind of direct contact with Iraqi forces that allows them to judge their strengths and weaknesses and act as a check on sectarian abuses," he wrote. "It keeps up the right kind of pressure on Maliki and any successor."

GAY MARRIAGE IS CHRISTIAN: Presbyterian Assembly

DETROIT (AP) — The top legislative body of the Presbyterian Church (U.S.A.) has voted by large margins to recognize same-sex marriage as Christian in the church constitution, adding language that marriage can be the union of "two people," not just "a man and a woman."

The amendment approved Thursday by the Presbyterian General Assembly requires approval from a majority of the 172 regional presbyteries, which will vote on the change over the next year. But in a separate policy change that takes effect at the end of this week's meeting, delegates voted to allow ministers to preside at gay weddings in states where the unions are legal and local congregational leaders approve. Nineteen states and the District of Columbia recognize same-sex marriage.

The votes, during a national meeting in Detroit, were a sweeping victory for Presbyterian gay-rights advocates. The denomination in 2011 eliminated barriers to ordaining clergy with same-sex partners, but ministers were still barred from celebrating gay marriages and risked church penalties for doing so. Alex McNeill, executive director of More Light Presbyterians, a gay advocacy group, said the amendment was "an answer to many prayers."

The Rev. Krystin Granberg of the New York Presbytery — in a state that recognizes gay marriage — said she receives requests "all the time" from friends and parishioners to preside at their weddings.

"They want to be married in the church they love and they want me to do it," Granberg said during the debate. "I want pastoral relief."

But Bill Norton, of the Presbytery de Cristo, which covers parts of Arizona and New Mexico, urged the assembly to delay any changes. "We are laying hands on something that is holy, that God has given us, so we need to be sure any changes we make are in accord with God's will revealed in Scripture," Norton said.

Since the 2011 gay ordination vote, 428 of the denomination's more than 10,000 churches have left for other more conservative denominations or have dissolved, though some theological conservatives have remained within the denomination as they decide how to move forward. The church now has about 1.8 million members.

The conservative Presbyterian Lay Committee decried the votes in Detroit as an "abomination." The assembly voted 371-238 to allow ministers to celebrate same-sex marriages, and 429-175 in favor of amending the definition of marriage in the constitution.

"The General Assembly has committed an express repudiation of the Bible, the mutually agreed upon Confessions of the PCUSA, thousands of years of faithfulness to God's clear commands and the denominational ordination vows of each concurring commissioner," the Presbyterian Lay Committee said in a statement.

Of the mainline Protestant denominations, only the United Church of Christ supports gay marriage outright. The Episcopal Church has approved a prayer service for blessing same-sex unions. The Evangelical Lutheran Church in America has eliminated barriers for gay clergy but allows regional and local church officials to decide their own policies on ordination and blessings for same-sex couples.

The largest mainline group, the United Methodist Church, with about 7.8 million U.S. members, bars ordaining people in same-sex relationships. However, church members have been debating whether to split over their different views of the Bible and marriage. Gay marriage supporters have been recruiting clergy to openly officiate at same-sex ceremonies in protest of church policy.

DESPITE DIEGO COSTA ARRIVAL, TORRES REFUSES TO LEAVE CHELSEA

Jose Mourinho wants to offload the Spaniard but the 30-year-old does not want to take a wage cut to move elsewhere and is happy to play second fiddle to their imminent signing

Fernando Torres is refusing to quit Chelsea despite the imminent arrival of Diego Costa, Goal understands.

Manager Jose Mourinho has made it clear to the Spanish striker that he has no long-term future at the club but Torres is prepared to play second fiddle at Stamford Bridge next season.

The 30-year-old has two years remaining on his £160,000-a-week contact and knows he will not be able to command such lucrative terms anywhere else.

There is interest in the forward from Torres’ former club Atletico Madrid and Inter but the two European sides would only be able to pay around half of his current wages.

The forward will not be forced out until he has an agreement over his contract. He is understood to be settled with his family in London and ‘comfortable’ with the prospect of even less playing time next season when Costa will spearhead the Chelsea attack.

As revealed by Goal on May 2, the Atletico front man has agreed a £35 million move to Stamford Bridge and exclusively told Goal of his excitement at joining “one of the greatest clubs in the world”.

Chelsea are reluctant to foot the bill needed to offload Torres, who has been such a disappointment since joining from Liverpool in January 2011.

The Blues’ £50m record signing could go out on loan late in the summer window but Chelsea would have to part-fund the move, and the Londoners would also have to pay him off if he were to transfer permanently.

Mourinho made little attempt to hide his frustration with Torres in the final months of last season, questioning whether he is a “real striker” following the Champions League quarter-final tie against Paris Saint-Germain.

Torres scored just 11 goals in 41 matches in all competitions for the club last season, and has only netted 20 times in 110 Premier League appearances since moving to Chelsea.

The striker was a second half replacement for Costa on Wednesday night as Spain crashed out of the World Cup after just two games following a 2-0 defeat to Chile.

WHAT BE THIS CREATURE CALLED "WOMAN"; BEYOND THE VAGINA?

What Be This Creature Called WOMAN?

The above is a million dollar question and not even the men of old have found the correct answer. Women too, have failed. But men through the ages, in their life’s journeys have discovered a response to the subject in question and therein, also, rested the solution to many of their problems. To them, a woman is that which is made up of three parts:Vagina, Breast (backside inclusive) and hips and all the other parts can be summed up in some way into the three.

It is amazing how a man can live with or be around women and be totally oblivious about the female anatomy. How many times have I heard guys say, “You women have issues. I am so glad I’m a man!” And somehow you people think we’re sad because we’re female and bleed from our lady parts every month? Okay, yeah, I admit that we do have issues but it all comes with the packaging and we have learnt to accept ourselves the way we are and are dealing with our ‘peculiarities’ well enough. But what we don’t need is the sons of Adam making it difficult for us when they can easily try to understand that we are a little bit more complicated than they are. They say men are from Mars and women are from Venus. Well, I have neither been to Mars nor Venus but I can tell you that men are like that simple and straight 100meter race that begins at a point and ends at another. While women are as complex as a game of football—twenty-two players on the field, a referee and linesmen breathing down your neck, a ball that just won’t stay in one place, two goal posts, a field full of grass that stretches out forever and all the madness of running round and trying to make a score. Get the picture now?

Okay, I know you still don’t. So let me help you.

WOMEN ARE HORMONAL

We produce estrogen, progesterone, testosterone and other hormones all the freaking time. Yes, I said testosterone. It doesn’t belong to you guys alone, though we can’t compete with you in that department. But all the other hormones affect our bodies and our brains and to some extent (depending on the individual) affect our moods also. I had to put this down first so you would understand where I’m going to next as I concentrate on the female and her body.

THERE IS A PATTERN

Based on her hormonal alterations, a woman has mood changes that make her want certain things at different times of the month. If a man is able to read these changes carefully, he would see that her sensitivity, sensuality, energy, emotions and logic have their moments and he would learn to enjoy the many different faces she presents to him. Like most female animals, women have a time in their cycle when they are most fertile and have strong sexual urges. I think the term for it is ‘heat’. It usually comes about ten days after their menstruation begins when there is a surge in estrogen and testosterone. Then, a week after that, an increase in progesterone (the nurturing hormone) would make a woman prefer cuddling to sex. She is more relaxed at this moment and she just wants to stay in and have her man hold her while she watches a movie or while they talk. When this progesterone level drops days after, she becomes irritated by little things, she’s also weepy and temperamental and it is at this point that PMS sets in. Shortly after that, just a day before her period starts again, her bad mood reaches a high and may drop considerably or remain in that state until the period ends.

DON’T JOKE WITH THE PMS

It is not an act we put up to piss people around us off. It is called Premenstrual Syndrome, defined as the physical and or psychological symptoms women go through just days before their period comes. To some women, it is no biggy as their symptoms are mild but for others, it is a terrible time. They get bloated, become irritable, have mood swings, are short tempered, become clumsy, have weight gain, are fatigued, suffer migraines, tender breasts, become antagonistic and very bitchy. Brothers are warned not to press the wrong buttons during this time.

WOMEN NEED FOREPLAY

Now, having read the above, you should be smart enough to conclude that the female body is not always tuned up like the male’s. She is not always in the mood to go all the way. Ever heard the phrase “I just want to cuddle”? She’s not pushing you away. She just wants to cuddle. But if you’re smart and sensitive enough to understand ‘womanspeak’, you would know that she just told you, “you don’t expect me to just let you in like that. I need more from you because I’m in a very mushy mood.” Foreplay does not only prepare her physically but psychologically too, and with women, they need both to go all the way.

OUCH! THAT HURTS

Boobs! Boobs! Boobs! Ooooh…more boobs! That’s how you guys see it but to us, they are sensitive body parts. I would never understand men’s fascination with the female mammary glands but I guess that’s the way God intended. However, I wish He had sent down a user manual. And it should be something like this: Fragile. Sensitive. Handle with care. Flattens with time. Do not wring. Do not try to pluck out from base. Do not chew. Leave some for the next generation.

SHE IS WITH CHILD, DARN IT!

So many things happen to a woman during pregnancy. There is an increase in hormones and a decrease in brain size. Yes, you better believe that. But it doesn’t mean she becomes dumber; and have no fears, it returns back to normal after the baby is born. However during the nine months, she goes through a lot of emotional, psychological and physical alterations and they can make her go really crazy. Some women have a pretty normal pregnancy but ‘normal’ should be taken with a pinch of salt here. It is a crazy time for women and they need support from the men in their lives.

THE SIXTH SENSE

I kid you not, women do have it and it is called Intuition. Maybe it’s because we are more in touch with our feelings and are sensitive about the world around us that we tend to see things men often overlook, and with time, we form a pattern in our brains that enable us predict the future or sense that something is off. Now, the thing about this intuition phenomenon is that it doesn’t turn us into seers or prophets; it is basically a complex brain work and can be honed with the power of observation. However, some people believe it is spiritual and a special gift from God to women because we are supposed to be nurturers by nature. Whatever it is, whenever your woman tells you she senses something, give her an ear. It could be her sixth sense at work.

NOT ALL WOMEN PMS

Like all of God’s creations that are different in their own ways, He made women differ from each other too. PMS is something some lucky women have never experienced before. And oh, I envy them. That being said, those women are still women and when they are pissed off or burst into unnecessary tears, they expect their men to understand that they’re just having an emotional moment and need a shoulder to cry on. They don’t need being asked, “are you PMSing or are you on your period?” Yes, that is so infuriating! Even for those of us who have PMS issues. Our menstrual cycle does not control us. We can be as logical and straight thinking as you can be.

WEIGHT ISSUES

Of course, we do have those. Even if we go to the gym everyday and come out looking like Beyonce, we still feel one or two places need a little more slimming, so it doesn’t help when you notice our little love handles and have something smart to say about them. We are beautiful creatures and that is all we need to be told. We already have each other to make us feel fat and ugly.

YOU’RE NOT THE MAN

I am going to stab my ladies in the back with this one and I hope they forgive me. What I want to share is one of women’s best kept secrets and it has worked well for us because men are a very clueless species. According to studies, only 30% of women orgasm during sex. Shocked? So what about the other 70%? Are they faking it? Probably. But as a guy, you’re sure you felt her clench really hard and moan out, right? And you were there thinking she came and you did pat yourself on the back for a job well done. *shaking my head slowly at you with a sad smile*. She used the age-old trick of clenching her Kegel muscles to give you the feel of an actual orgasm. She probably didn’t make it there. But don’t’ feel bad. That may be how she is wired. Not all women get there by the real act. There is that little button called the clitoris that has 8,000 nerve endings connected with 15, 000 nerve fibers and it reigns supreme in the land of the V. Find out what percentage your woman belongs to and discover what works better for her by asking her and taking time with foreplay. You didn’t create sex and neither did the sex movie industry. Make your rules, enjoy it and you’ll be the man!

Phew! Finally, I got through this  in one piece. This is a little out of my style (writing non-fiction about my gender, I mean) but I’m glad I did it.

In conclusion, I just want to add this last secret and it applies to every woman irrespective of her hormonal background. We just want to be respected and loved just like you do. Okay, maybe a little more. And we love lots of attention. And chocolate. And a little present once in a while. Add this to whatever drama that comes along with the territory and you have the complete feminine package. It is as simple as that!

THE 7 DANGEROUS ACTS AFTER MEAL

THE 7 DANGEROUS ACTS AFTER MEAL

DON'T SMOKE

Experiment from experts proves that smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of cancer is higher).

DON'T EAT FRUITS IMMEDIATELY

When you eat your fruits with meals, the fruit is stuck in the stomach along with the contents of the meals and cannot reach the intestines in time. Lying there they get spoilt and spoil the remaining food in the stomach too. Thus it is recommended that you eat a fruit at least one hour after eating a meal or before your meal and preferably in the morning with empty stomach. It is in the morning that the body can best use the nutrients in the fruit and get enough energy to start the day.

DON'T DRINK TEA

Because tea leaves contain a high content of acid. This substance will cause the Protein content in the food we consume to be hardened thus difficult to digest. It is preferable to drink tea an hour after meals.

DON'T LOOSEN YOUR BELT

Fiction, not particularly bad for you! We generally have an attitude that a good meal is that which forces us to loosen our belts. However, loosening the belt is bad, not because it causes the intestines to twist or block but because it means that you have over eaten to a level that you are uncomfortable. Loosening of the belt may also cause you to feel comfortable once again which means you may continue overeating.

So eat only to the extent that you can be comfortable without loosening your belt!

DON'T BATHE

Bathing after meal will cause the increase of blood flow to the hands, legs & body thus the amount of blood around the stomach will therefore decrease. This will weaken the digestive system in our stomach.

DON'T WALK ABOUT

Fact, it is bad for you! Walking directly after meals is a bad idea; it can result to acid reflux and indigestion. However, walking about half an hour after meals is known to be good for you. Researchers in the Department of Exercise Science at the University of South Carolina, have found that walking after exercise is a good way to burn energy.

The point to note is when to walk, you should ideally walk for about 10 minutes and only 20-30 minutes after meal to prevent acid reflux and stomach upsets.

DON'T SLEEP IMMEDIATELY

The food we intake will not be able to digest properly. Thus will lead to gastric & infection in our intestine.

 

SAY NO TO YOUR FLAT, AVERAGE BEHIND: 6 NATURAL WAYS TO ENHANCE YOUR BUTT

A well-shaped, big and attractive butt with fitted jeans definitely gets you noticed by people. You might wish to enhance your butt if you have a small one which is not as attractive as you want it to be, and naturally, you start looking for ways that’ll help get a bigger butt. To give your buttocks a boast, choosing the right pants to wear, performing specific exercises or use butt enhancing creams could help make your butt noticeably bigger. Check the following steps to make your dream of bigger butt come true.

How to Make Your Butt Grow Bigger

1. WALK THE CAT WALK

Alter your way of walking. Carrying yourself the right way has quite an influence on the parts of your beautiful body. What needs to be done is just follow these two rules: shoulders back and arch or curve the lower part of your back. This’ll not only enhance your buttocks making them prominent, but also slim your trunk a little as well as making your butt firmer and bigger.

Mimic the way models work on a runway. Think of an imaginary line that is going straight ahead of you on the floor and you need to follow that line which is placed right between your legs. Walk as if you are moving on that imaginary line and keep yourself focused to place your foot in the centre each time. Keep the next step on exactly on that imaginary line as the first.

 2. THIN YOUR WAIST

Thinning your waist means enhancing your butt. Clinching waist would give your butt a prominent look by proportion. Irrespective of your tummy size, you always dodge the viewer to think you have bigger butt. The following tricks may work:

A belt when worn over your shirt on the thinnest part of your waist might just do the trick. Look for a medium width belt or may be a large one and go for darker colors of belt. Dark belt on a soft colored shirt might work wonders. You might also go for girdle. But it is recommended that horizontal patterns or horizontal strips should be avoided.

3. TRY BUTT ENHANCING PADDINGT

Another way of making your butt bigger is by trying butt enhancing padding. Go for shapewear which lifts quickly without using major padding, or you can even try padded inserts which are purposefully designed just to boast your buttock on pants and of course jeans. Choosing the right size, according to your dressing is important so it doesn’t actually look fake. To your surprise, certain jeans companies sell jeans with butt enhancers. You can even be creative and make your butt enhancers yourself using simply foam or materials such as pillow etc.

4. Work the Butt Muscles

Watch a video for instruction on exercises to make your butt bigger, then read on for more butt-enhancing workout:

·        Squats

Position a barbell at the upper part of the back the shoulders or simply carry dumbbells in your hands. Positioning your legs as apart as you shoulders, crouch down pushing your buttocks back and keeping your knees bent. Maintain the back in a straight position and your head looking up when you squat. Bend your knees at 90 degrees, stay for 10 seconds, then repeat.

·        Stiff-Leg Deadlifts

Stand with your feet underneath a barbell. Bend down and hold the bar with hands wide open and palms facing downwards. Carry up the bar up from the floor and take a standing position. With slightly bent knees, bend down forward so that the bar you are holding move closer to your feet, keeping your back aligned and your head straight while performing this. Go all the way down touching the floor and then stand back up.

·        Walking Lunges

Walking lunges focus on the butt more efficiently as compared to other lunges due to the fact that more extension of hip is involved. Carry dumbbells in hands keeping them by your side (not more than 5lb if you are a beginner). Take a big step in forward direction. While keeping your trunk straight, lower the knee of the foot at the back to reach the floor. The front foot makes 90 degree angle. Before the back foot reaches the ground, swing it off to bring it to meet the front foot. Repeat these steps with alternate foot each time.

• Flutter Kicks

Lie flat on a yoga mattress with your legs and even your hips. Raise your legs from the level of the ground keeping them parallel to the floor. Begin exercise by lifting left leg and putting right down, then lifting right leg and putting left down. Alternatively lift and lower both your legs. This is an easy exercise which involves fluttering of your legs. You can rest after you get exhausted. To intensify this exercise, you can add up weight on your ankles.

5. Use Enhancement Oil and Creams

• Fish Oil

Although not a cream, but it’s a good tactic to make your butt bigger. Women rub fish oil on their butt to make them bigger and they do it one or two times a day. Just so you know, fish oil can be smelly so please cover a plastic wrapper after putting up this oil on your butt. You can also find capsules and oil pills which are unscented. You’ll start seeing results after a couple of weeks if you use 1 to 2 capsules on each butt cheek a day.

• CURVE Enhancement Cream

CURVE is a natural cream for butt enhancement which works to make your butt bigger. It gives you an advantage of improving your butt size without risks. Within a period of 60 days, you can make your butt grow bigger many inches with CURVE.

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6. Try Butt-enhancing Pills

• Major Curves

Major Curves Butt Enhancement is yet another way for you to build your butt 100% naturally. It is a mixture of Saw Palmetto Berries and Fenugreek Seed and other ingredients include Fennel Seed, Wild Mexican Yam, Blessed thistle, L-Tyrosine, Kelp, Dong Quai, and Mothers's Wort.

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Brand New Booty

Brand New Booty, a butt supplement, whose use is now trending because it can make your butt 30% bigger than it is now. Additionally, there would be no weight gain in undesirable areas. It is also a natural way of increasing butt.